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Fat Ass

Fat Ass

Unhinged · #95 · C

Category

Magic

Type

Creature — Donkey Shaman

P / T

2 / 3 1/2

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Card Text

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. <em>(Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)</em>

<em>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do,</em> don't <em>eat the delicious cards.</em>

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